evolutional:

if u have perfectly clear skin and u complain about one tiny little blemish i will personally beat u with a shovel 

(via laughed)

turtwink:

yabba dabba done with ur shit

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via laughed)

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY

(via laughed)

iswearimnotnaked:

when i was 9 i wrote a love letter to cole sprouse and closed my eyes and threw it out the car window thinking it’d magically find him and wow i did not understand the united states postal system 

(via laughed)

naturally:

If a girl leans toward you: Kiss her.

If her hand is free: Hold it.

If she’s upset: Hug her until she is okay.

Just: love her.

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laughed:

Looking back at myself a year ago: how embarrassing

Looking back a month ago: how embarrassing

Looking at myself right now: how embarrassing

FML 

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